May 8, 2012 § 15 Comments
March 13, 2012 § 28 Comments
Now their first fight….
She came home with an embarrassing problem really upset. So with jokes and teasing he got her to talk and they laughed together… all was right with the world. Then before he goes to bed Jason, thinking to spread his humor wrote on Facebook : Jason —— thinks it is really funny that his girlfriend has head lice.
She did not see it until her lunch break. Now Jason has, well over 500 FB friends. Friends at school, mutual friends of the couple, friends at his work, friends at her work, his extended family, the list goes on and on. He cannot understand why she is mad. REALLY. He is not playing dumb. To his mind, since they were talking about it, laughing about it, why could he not let anyone and everyone else in on the joke.
“Really, she got mad at that?” I said
“I know right,” some people are just completely clueless.
January 24, 2012 § 16 Comments
ANYWAY…. I just wanted you to grasp who this came from. And Please, make no mistake, Samantha is probably the sweetest and nicest person you will ever want to meet…
She was talking about that stupid Tim Tebow thing with the 316 yards and all the other crappola they can cram 316 into. How amazing the Lord is to give messages to his believers. I asked her if good old timmy had ever passed for 317 or 315 yards, and she did not know. I pointed out that the only reason 316 was brought up was because of the mere coincidence of it being his favorite quote in the bible (yeah, and that is so fucking rare, right?). And she actually looked at me and said (and I am not making this up) “Yeah, but coincidences just don’t happen for no reason.”
My brain actually hurt. I think it was sympathy pains for Samantha’s poor unused brain.
“Hey, Sam, do you own a dictionary?”
“Go home and look up the word coincidence, would you?”
My friend Ali is laughing her ass off and Samantha laughed, stopped, looked at Ali and said “I don’t know what he means.”
So no matter what stupid things you do in your week, know this, you are not Samantha.