January 21, 2012 § 14 Comments
So out I go to the vegetable market, I was going anyway as I was getting stuff for Nonna, which is what put eggplant parmesan in my head to start with. So I pick up everything, get home, start cooking. Okay, while I will say that it may not be the toughest thing to cook, it is very time consuming. So he gets home and I take it out of the oven.
“What’s that?” he points at the eggplant.
“That’s not eggplant”
“Yes it is”
“No, it’s not.”
“Yes it fucking is.”
So he explains slowly, like he is talking to a moron. “No, eggplant is the long skinny vegetable that looks a bit like a cucumber.”
“No, that would be a zucchini. Eggplant is a big purple thing.”
“Oh, okay. Then I don’t like eggplant.”
“And that is when the gun just went off officer”
Anyway, we ate, he picked around the fucking eggplant, ate the pasta anyway, and the garlic bread. After dinner he says, “Sorry about the eggplant thing.”
November 25, 2011 § 8 Comments
I’m making steak and potato pie, from scratch, TYVM. I would just like to say, as a boyfriend, I rock.
Well, shit, I correct myself…. yeah… no point at all. Just the mindless rambling as usual:D. Anyway, got distracted and did not post on time. The pies were really fucking good. And having no attachment to the blog post, but for my amusement, I got quite the laugh out of these pics.