I know stupid people #3
May 8, 2012 § 15 Comments
and I am not just bragging. Ironically, a friend of Samantha of this post.
So this guy dropped out of school after first year. He is now working in a meat packing plant. He’s talking to me and Sam about how hard life is now that he is in the “real world”, yeah because my world is just so Fluffy.
Obviously this guy has never learned the meaning of the word “literally”, but he thinks it is a great word to stress his point.
“I fractured my knee cap three weeks ago. I still have not had a day off to get x-rays.” Okay, I’m smelling bullshit, because there is no way you can work a very physical job with a fractured fucking knee. But anyway…. “No literally I could not walk.” Yet he worked…. hmmm.
“Literally I was dying.” No, because you lived.
“It’s so cold I literally got carpal tunnel syndrome like the week I started.” Yeah, dude, if you got carpal tunnel syndrome I would not blame a few days of working in the cold, but maybe time to lay off the porn.
So after (yeah, I’m mean), I said to Sam if the guy said literally again I was going to deafen myself with a pencil.
“I didn’t see what being able to read had to do with it either.”
“No, Sam that is LITERACY. He said literally.”
“I don’t know what that word means.”