February 13, 2011 § 8 Comments
Went out with my friend Alex as her “date”. Her boyfriend is out of town and she wanted to go out with a bunch of couple… enter the queer friend. I love this, no really. Her friends keep givng me the eye, like I am about to jump her bones the moment she least expects it. Her freinds boyfriends are giving me the “good luck” looks, like obvioulsy I am looking to take advantagge of the situation. Awesome. I know, you think it is mean. It’s just fun, like a secret joke just between the two of us.
Anyway, I hate how people do not understand “I don’t drink and drive” means just that. I don’t want to play the “How many am I allowed” game. If I am driving I do not drink… anything. Why do other people find this a challenge? “come on try it”. Fuck no people, what is wrong with you? WHy are you so offended that I am not drinking? I’m not judging you, really.
It was a fun night overall. And I ate far more than anyone should ever eat in one sitting.