I’m sorry, I am going to have to take away your penis
February 12, 2011 § 22 Comments
I am riding home from the mall, thrilled at finally figuring out a way to kick gift giving ass, and it happened. This song comes on:
“I want to hold you til we die, til we both break down and cry, I want to hold you til the fear in me subsides.”
Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, I think you have to forfeit all rights of manhood after singing that. Sorry, you just grew a vag, because no way on earth anyone with testosterone in their body wrote that. Oh, my, the eighties, you guys freaking kill me!
I was hoping to find a list of other such songs, but no luck so far. Working on it. I’m going to call it me “surrender your dick” list. If any of you all have ideas let me know.